Und danach werde ich noch ein großen Teil vom Sommer hier verbringen.
Und hier noch ein bisschen was zum lesen.
The Exchange Student (Exchangius Studentidos): The exchange student is a rare and beautiful animal, which lives in all parts of the world. It's easy to spot an Exchangius Studentidos because of an insane amount of bracelets and because it never truly fits in with the surrounding environment (somehow it always manages to be different even though it is trying to fit in).
The exchange student is rarely seen in day light, it is mostly nocturnal. Because of this people often think the exchange student uses most of its time sleeping, this is however not true. It is very fond of cameras, skype, and alcohol. It is an EXTREMELY social animal, which when you put into a group of non-exchange students has a tendency of raising the mood and noise level of the group.
The exchange student seems to show an abnormal amount of pleasure when doing things it is not allowed to. This might be because it is an extremely free animal, but is always caged by the rules of the society that surrounds it. It is not rare that the exchange student changes mate, it has many times been seen changing mates several times per night.
Contrary to popular belief the exchange student is a very intelligent being, which often speaks two or more languages. It has been reported though that it has a huge vocabulary of random words in many different languages, and it is very good at learning to trash talk in new languages. Through all the studies of the exchange student, we have found that the only thing that seems to drive them, and that they care about, is just having the best time possible.
NOTICE: Upon approaching a group of exchange students be prepared for memory loss, a lot of laughter and an empty wallet. “
Urban Dictionary Definition:
"Foreign Exchange Student" Most awesome person you will ever meet. Exchange students willingly decide to get off their butts, leave their home country, and go see the world. For that reason, they should be given a heck of a lot of credit.Usually, a foreign exchange student will have a funny accent and not speak your language very well. This is all the more reason to hang out with them, because everything will suddenly become that much more hilarious. Also, they are generally young people, and have the tendency to be extremely good looking. In conclusion, mad props to all exchange students out there.
yes, I am German,
no, we are not all blonde and blue-eyed,
no, we are not all tall,
no, we don't drink beer the whole day,
no, we don't just eat sausage and sauerkraut everyday,
no, we don't love Hitler and everything he did,
-even more: we don't know him personal, he is dead by the way.
no, we don't hate people who are not german.
no, not everyone lives in Bavaria,
No, we are not all rich,
No, we don't have a tales on our backs.
No, I'm not a Nazi.
Yes, we can see the stars at night.
Yes, we have fridges.
Yes, we have sidewalks,
Yes, we have speedlimits on the freeway. (but we are still together with nepal and afghanistan the only country, that has actually places, where speed limits are not existing.)
No, a "Schnitzel" is not a sausage.
No, we don't talk in English to eachother, we talk in GERMAN.
Yes, of course we have a different currency, because NOT every country has DOLLARS!
Yes, American movies are translated to German.
Yes, we listen to American music, but NO it's not translated to German.
No, we don't drink warm beer. (but it depends, what you see as warm. just if its in the basement and not in the fridge, it doesnt meen it is warm. you just decide between fridge and no-fridge)
No, not ever part of Germany looks like Bavaria!!!!!
No, we don't eat chocolate the whole day.
Yes, we talk to other people.
Yes, we laugh.
No, just because live in a kinda "small" country we all have already been everywhere and know every city.
and yes, Germany has beaches.
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